MtH # 19 Rama Bama

Hi everyone I’m going to have to start calling this “MtH Weekly Maybe”. Or how about “MtH Weakly”? If I apologize everytime I miss a week or two, its going to get old fast. So I won’t. April, albeit early april, and I’m driving north from Toronto in one of those nighttime snowstorms that seem to come…

Read More

MtH #18 Tuna Piano Conclusion

Continued from MtH #17 So the story continues. While at the doctor’s office the phone rings. Jennifer answers it.“It’s for you.”“Nobody knows I’m here.”“‘Nobody’ wants to talk to you” she replies with a tinge of friendly sarcasm.“Then why should I answer it?” I say, playing the game.“Who’s on first?” we both say in unison.I’m not sure…

Read More

MtH #17 You Can Tuna Piano

Hello from Nashville I’m scurrying around frantically getting ready to head over to the famous Ryman Auditorium for our show here in Nashville. But I thought I’d drop a little note to my faithful readers who may be thinking I’ve lost interest in the blog. Not in the slightest. My lame excuse is that I’ve…

Read More

MtH #16 Il y a des œufs Benedict sur vos doigts

Special Report from Buzz Food President Trump met with Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau last Monday in what has been hailed as a significant tightening and reaffirmation of the historical bonds of friendship and economic cooperation across the world’s longest undefended border. A “diplomatic success on all counts” was how mainstream Canadian media interpreted it.…

Read More

MtH #15 Holy Toledo

Holy Toledo Hi everyone I’ll begin with a story about a fairly well-known and well-liked Canadian singer-songwriter named Brent Titcomb. I worked with him on and off from 1980 until the early 90s. I did most of his live shows and played on his second album. His producer, guitar player, and music biz partner, Tommy Graham,…

Read More

MtH # 14 Without a net

Hi everybody! I apologize if anyone was disappointed last weekend. I have this vision of people frantically checking the site every half hour for a new post. Wanting, needing, thirsting, for their weekly shot of air-headed foolery. I will try to make up for it over the next few weeks by being even more mind-blowingly moronic,…

Read More

MtH weekly #13 Bring Yer Fishin’ Pole

Hi everyone I haven’t got much this week. Being the thirteenth of the MtH series it’s just as well. Yes, I am a little bit superstitious. Only about one thing though. Thirteen and its multiples. I particularly dislike 39. I’m very logical about everything else. Gord feels the same way about that number and if…

Read More

MtH Weekly #12 Buzz Food

BuzzFood  Special News Bulletin      Donald Trump’s Head Blows Up It’s been reported that a 24 cm diameter section of president elect Donald Trump’s cranium was separated violently from the rest of his skull in a bizarre anatomical “explosion”. The section, with the hair still glued to it, was found intact, lodged in a…

Read More

MtH #11 A Reason To Be Leary

Hey everybody Anyone got the blahs? The festive hoopla is over and what are we faced with? Ten weeks at least of WINTER. The Toronto area has it easy compared to the rest of Canada with the exception of extreme south western British Columbia. Travel 50 kilometres outside of the Greater Toronto Area and there’s…

Read More

MtH#10 Happy New Year

Happy New Year everybody! January 1 is a good day to make or review your resolutions. Not start them. What I’m suggesting is really only important for a few of the annual promises we make to ourselves, like quitting or cutting back on anything habitual. Let’s have a cooling-off pause, a grace period, much like some…

Read More