The Best Shows Ever Gave

Barry Keane and I have come up with some interesting “Themed” tours.

A Surreal Evening of Tibetan Twang                                                                

Dolly Parton

Salvador Dali

Dalai Lama

The Three Proboscis

Duke Elephant

Harry Elephonte

Ella Phantsgerald

Transcendental Swing Before A Live Audience

Emerson        (Ralph Waldo)

Lake               (Rikki)

and

Palmer          (Arnold)

The Cooking Show

Oscar Meyer

Hannibal Lecter

Eydie Gorme 

I’ve been home for almost seven days. This is what I’ve accomplished: 

I’ve solved every Sudoku and crossword puzzle in 18 days worth of newspapers. 

Emptied my suitcase out on the floor. 

Tortured two pianos and a guitar.

Slept on all three of my couches.

That’s about it.

If you think I need a life, you’re wrong. I have one. Its just bi-polarized.